Bushisms -- Just For Fun

On its "Welcome" screen last night, AOL shared with us this collection of gaffs from less-than-articulate President Bush, who is afflicted with that Texas malady, foot in mouth disease:

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold

this nation hostile

or hold our allies hostile." (8/21/2000)

"My critics misunderestimated me." (11/6/2000)

"Fool me once, shame on -- shame on you.

Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." (9/17/2002)

"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." (1/23/04)

"Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm

our country and our people, and neither do we." (8/5/2004)

"Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice

their love with women

all across this country." (9/6/2004)

"It was not always a given that the United States and America

would have a close relationship." (6/29/2006)